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We interrupt this sugar crash for a caffine rush April 8, 2008

Posted by amberpeace in Uncategorized.
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Dear Amber,
Find below your checklist for Seminary.

Sent out 3 reference requests to three professors even though we asked you for a professor, a minister, and an employer? Check

Faxed in Housing Assistance Request Form? Check

Informed us of maximum of 300 a month for rent regardless of the fact that you actually can only afford living on the porch of Derthick Hall? Check

Informed us of chinchilla you own? Um, no.

Stressing over the application which is smaller than any other application you have filled out and is cheaper than any other application you have ever filled out AND doesn’t required the GRE – yet you seem to make it the biggest crisis you’ve ever encountered in 23 years? Oh definitely

Ignoring the fact that you have to take more Greek and not to mention Hebrew, Latin, and German? Blissfully ignoring!

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1. TroyJMorris - April 19, 2008

I stopped reading this at “chinchilla” for pure ‘awesomeness’ reasons.

I urge you, do not reference chinchillas until you want me to stop reading, because the abrupt halt will happen


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